You didn't!

"You posted that publicly on the internet?! Mom!"

I saw it, and thought "No, I can't do that! He'll never speak to me again!"

But then I saw it again, and thought "How can I not use that? And, if I put no name with it, how will anyone ever figure out who it is?"

But then I thought "His friends will figure it out and give him a hard time. I can't do that!"

And finally I thought "None of his friends will ever find and read this blog unless someone sends them to it, and I'm not going to do that, and he's certainly not going to do that . . . so let's post it! It is perfect!"